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...because I'm fairly sure that Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince is not actually about Harry's sexual awakening, featuring Draco, the aforementioned Half-Blood Prince, and possibly Ginny Weasley. (I told Wife this. She made the most interesting faces in response.)
In any case. I have now looked through ~500 pages of Harry Potter fanfic on AO3, and come to the following additional conclusions:
- Top AU: rewriting all of canon from the ground up, usually but not invariably sorting Harry into Slytherin. Also tends to peter out somewhere around the Triwizard Tournament. Second Most Common AU: Everything Changes AfterThe Fire Nation Attacks Sirius Dies.
- It's fascinating to follow certain tags down a rabbit hole. 19 pages of 'Pureblood Culture' (but only 6 pages of 'Wizarding Traditions')! (And two and a half of those 19 pages are from one particular author who specializes in the kind of romance where it's super-shocking to brush your hair in front of someone who isn't your family or your fiance, and kissing someone, well. Abstinence porn in the finest Victorian tradition.) 9 pages of 'Wrong Boy-Who-Lived' (which usually involve Harry being a twin, and you can figure it out from there)! And 11 pages of 'Creature Inheritance,' wherein it turns out Draco is a Veela, Harry is a Dragon, and Snape really is a vampire after all. (I kid. Sorta. Not as much as I might be.)
- Also, wow, canon is over here and fanon is over there and I see those of y'all who are trying to bridge the gap, y'all are doing God's work, but it's a really big gap.
- Finally, you know that thing where you're reading a lovely rich WIP, and you get to the end and want more? And go check the Last Updated stamp and it's all 'ha ha this was uploaded from a defunct archive and hasn't been updated in over a decade'? Yeah. :hollow laughter:
In any case. I have now looked through ~500 pages of Harry Potter fanfic on AO3, and come to the following additional conclusions:
- Top AU: rewriting all of canon from the ground up, usually but not invariably sorting Harry into Slytherin. Also tends to peter out somewhere around the Triwizard Tournament. Second Most Common AU: Everything Changes After
- It's fascinating to follow certain tags down a rabbit hole. 19 pages of 'Pureblood Culture' (but only 6 pages of 'Wizarding Traditions')! (And two and a half of those 19 pages are from one particular author who specializes in the kind of romance where it's super-shocking to brush your hair in front of someone who isn't your family or your fiance, and kissing someone, well. Abstinence porn in the finest Victorian tradition.) 9 pages of 'Wrong Boy-Who-Lived' (which usually involve Harry being a twin, and you can figure it out from there)! And 11 pages of 'Creature Inheritance,' wherein it turns out Draco is a Veela, Harry is a Dragon, and Snape really is a vampire after all. (I kid. Sorta. Not as much as I might be.)
- Also, wow, canon is over here and fanon is over there and I see those of y'all who are trying to bridge the gap, y'all are doing God's work, but it's a really big gap.
- Finally, you know that thing where you're reading a lovely rich WIP, and you get to the end and want more? And go check the Last Updated stamp and it's all 'ha ha this was uploaded from a defunct archive and hasn't been updated in over a decade'? Yeah. :hollow laughter:
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Date: 2018-09-23 10:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-09-24 01:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-09-23 10:47 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-09-24 01:19 pm (UTC)(Okay, not that much pain. Maybe a little pain. Occasionally I would call Wife into the room and read aloud a fanfic summary, and she'd give me another of those Looks.)
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Date: 2018-09-24 03:33 am (UTC)but it is reassuring to see I'm not alone in thinking wow fanon has wandered into the tall weeds in places.... and not in the good way.
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Date: 2018-09-24 02:48 pm (UTC)I've been reading a wide enough cross-section of fanfic - plus re-watching the movies, slowly, and re-reading canon - that the contradictory bits stand out a lot more obviously than they might otherwise. (Also the bits where I am, apparently, too ace for this. Somebody being hot does not excuse them from being an evil asshole! No really! Not even Snape, and I like him!)
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Date: 2018-09-24 03:59 pm (UTC)Snape... I have feelings on Snape that are not in line with fanon as it currently stands. Definitely still an asshole, though, but again, unreliable narrator means I question how much. But then I question a lot of fanon for that reason. ;)
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Date: 2018-09-26 01:13 pm (UTC)My hardcore OTP for Snape is Snape/Therapy. Even more than it being my background OTP for the entire cast. Possibly also Snape/Having Some Friends Who Aren't Albus Fucking Dumbledore. (Is Snape friends with the other Death Eaters? I've seen some fanon that has him besties with the Malfoys, and some where he's *totally* isolated, and I don't know if canon even says anything.)
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Date: 2018-09-26 06:31 pm (UTC)Therapy for everyone! Especially Harry! An intense summer session for clueless 11yo muggle-borns who never even knew anything about the wizarding world before throwing them in the deep end! SCHOOL THERAPY FOR ALL BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST THE CASTLE IS LEGIT CURSED YA TOOLS!
... I haven't read the canon in so long, plus again, Harry is totally not a reliable source, but what I remember suggests Snape was pretty isolated. But again, Harry's perspective is completely biased, so who tf knows. I need to reread to see how much the canon ever bothered to develop him as a character or if he was stuck as flat Red Herring Villain until the end, but I'm not sure I can actually make myself read past Book 4 this time. I made it a good third of the way, maybe more, into Book 6 the first time, but 5 was a real grind and 6 just ... I just couldn't take it anymore.
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Date: 2018-09-24 06:22 am (UTC)TBH, your version of HBP sounds more interesting than what happened in canon. For my own sanity HP is, and always will be, an unfinished four-book series to me, because when JKR tries to write books that aren't Dahl-esque school stories with magic pastede on yey the series just breaks in unfun ways, at least for me.
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Date: 2018-09-24 03:16 pm (UTC)It really is two sub-series - tonally, plot-wise, world-building, so much shifts between GoF and OotP (and I know you're not remotely the only one who finds the attempted changes a dealbreaker). I haven't actually read 5, 6 and 7: I'm planning on doing so this fall, and probably yelling on here about it. :wry:
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Date: 2018-09-24 04:14 pm (UTC)The last three fic I've started (and am still writing because apparently I am incapable of writing anything under 50K, especially with cowriters) have been some variations of 'Adults Find Out And Flip Their Shit, Sometimes With Genderbends' because honestly, stories about girls are much more interesting, at least for the kind of worldbuilding/politics I like. (fuck you, JKR, girly is not an insult or a bad thing to be.)
FWIW, we have very similar tastes! Those are basically the only two kinds of stories I read, but I have the additional filters of 'no Hermione/Weasley bashing' (oh, would that Ao3 have a filter for this) and 'Jesus Christ Muggles knowing about magic is a BAD THING read a history book' and 'oh my God stop conflating tradition with pureblood supremacy also the books are not this sexist FFS' which means I'm much happier in my own little AUs (which I should totally make a DW post about one of these days...)
Anyway, recs! These are all on fanfiction.net, but I promise they're still excellent despite being on the Pit of Voles. :D
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'Tarkan. This would honestly be my canon if I didn't love my various AUs so much. A thirty-year-old Harry, after defeating Voldemort but losing everyone he loves, goes back to fight the war better. It's a WIP and updates veeeeeery slowly, but what is there is amazing - Harry and everyone around him is written so well, his PTSD is dealt with realistically and beautifully, and it's a joy to see the characters grow into better versions of themselves - and the bumps in the road (because it would be really boring otherwise) are well-thought-out and handled very well.
Harry Crow What if the Dursleys decided to dump Harry on the goblins? This fulfils your 'excellent worldbuilding' criteria. I'd be happier if there were less sexism (I really don't think the WW is as sexist as fans think it is, not with two female founders and a female MfM in 1700-something), but overall it's an amazing fic with a really kick-ass Harry.
Lord of Caer Azkaban This takes a very cracky plot - what if Harry was Lord of Azkaban - takes it seriously, and actually does a very good job, SPAG errors aside.
I haven't actually read 5, 6 and 7
Smart of you! Honestly, I think JKR is at her best when writing the British School Story; it's when she goes outside of her wheelhouse in 5 onwards that things begin to go south rather spectacularly, especially since the woman has as much understanding of math and breeding populations as I do quantum physics. And that's not even getting into the fact that she can't, actually, worldbuild a culture for shit, since she's a nice White English lady and since when have they ever had a culture to speak of?
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Date: 2018-09-24 08:20 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-09-25 04:04 am (UTC)everyone in my immediate circle seems to think she's a terrific world builder
Is your circle mostly American, by any chance? I ask because I've had American friends rhapsodise about how 'inventive' Hogwarts and the whole House system is, and I'm just sitting there dying laughing because Hogwarts is your bog standard British fancy boarding school with magic.
And I think the other major factor is that JKR is very good at funny names and clever little tricks of wordplay, which obscures the fact that the larger bones of her world-building - how the WW gets its food, how in the world they have a breeding population with one school, why we don't see any actual pureblood culture - just aren't there. It's like a building with absolutely gorgeous external details- stained glass windows, gold filigree on the roofs, the whole shebang- but then the damned support beams might as well be made of cardboard and candy floss.
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Date: 2018-09-25 04:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2018-09-27 10:57 am (UTC)If it helps, you're not the only one, and her lack of Serious Thought is pretty evident even within the British magical world itself. Like, why are English parents sending their kids to school in Scotland? Why is there only one school where Latinate magic is the only kind taught? (I mean, the answer there is imperialism, but I don't want it to be.) And that's not even getting in to how thoroughly borked the world-building is when you get out of the British isles.
I decided I was pretty much done with her when she declared there were only eleven schools of magic the world over, and one in Africa and none in India. The stupid, it burns us, precious.
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Date: 2018-09-26 02:41 pm (UTC)(I will admit to rolling my eyes, just a little, at S'Tarkan's saying that to him, slash is automatically OOC.)
It's easy to 'world-build' when all you're doing is grafting something on to your own culture - and by 'own culture' I include race, country (and maybe region and city too) where you grew up, and social class. It gets more complicated as soon as you step beyond that.
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Date: 2018-09-27 10:50 am (UTC)I will say, though, that I am a little more forgiving of fics as old as these are (looking at the publishing dates, they're both over a decade old, while Harry Crow is still no spring chicken with a publishing date of 2012) because I remember what the environment, especially on FF.net, was like back then. No outright homophobia/ 'eww slash gross' was, IIRC, pretty progressive.
It's easy to 'world-build' when all you're doing is grafting something on to your own culture - and by 'own culture' I include race, country (and maybe region and city too) where you grew up, and social class.
BINGO. And JKR is really good at amusing little twists on the familiar. She just fails epically at stepping out of her Nice White British Lady wheelhouse, and doesn't seem to be willing to do any research to fix that. Which is especially infuriating because she of all the authors in the world has the resources.
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Date: 2018-09-24 07:59 am (UTC)From memory, there was a big shift when GoF came out (since there was such a large gap between it and OotP that there was a massive surge of fics) and then OotP ruined a lot of fanon.
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Date: 2018-09-24 03:26 pm (UTC)...and then I drifted out of the fandom. I've glanced at the fanfic every so often since then, but as you said, it's hard to find good fic. 'Sort by kudos' only gets you so far, when there's literally 5000 pages of fic to look through. This is the first time I've made an active attempt.
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Date: 2018-09-24 03:39 pm (UTC)I worked out a lot of my issues with the canon via Alternity (which, y'know, if you want to be busy reading for a good while, there's a lot of stuff there. We got a lot better around Y2, and really hit our stride in Y4. Y1 was the shortest year in word and post count by far, so it goes fast.) Readable via journal entries, but probably easier by PDF - website over here has context, and PDFs for download and other links, and I am here for questions if people have them.)
More to the point, we had a lot of conversations in the process about what parts of canon we thought made absolutely no sense, which we liked, but needed modification, and which we wanted to run hard with. (We were universally on "The Deathly Hallows are a silly plot" and ignoring it, for the record. Complete with Monty Python noises in my head.)
On other recs: Lust Over Pendle and the sequels remain about an annual reread for me because I am apparently right here for manners novels with shennanigans and completely ridiculous magical theory.
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Date: 2018-09-26 07:53 pm (UTC)Still need to download that! I tried reading it on the journals, and got very lost. And Lust Over Pendle I only know from mentions on fandom_wank, because Harry Potter fandom. :resigned sigh: