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Jul. 31st, 2010 11:28 pmFITNESS KILLS, by Helen Barer.
Cover copy: Nora Franke is a New York food writer stuck in a rut. Hoping to get rid of a broken heart (and the extra pounds that came with it), she accepts a job as a menu consultant at an elite fitness ranch in Baja. With any luck she'll shed the weight, make some friends, and maybe even find a way to get over her ex-lover.
But Nora soon finds there's more than just yoga classes, morning hikes and liquid fasts among the flowers and herbs - someone's put murder on the menu, and unless she can solve the mystery of who's behind the death of two of the guests, Nora may just be the next victim.
Gender of detective: female
Oh dear God. You know how I said I rarely actually get angry at a book? This is the other exception on my list.
For the first third, it could be pretty much women's fiction, with the exception of a casual mention of a missing man, eventually found and presumed dead in a hiking accident. There's a mild air of Wacky Hijinx, but not unendurable. And then someone dies actually in front of our heroine, and everything goes off the rails.
Seriously. Rather than use her existing skill-set to solve the mystery (food reporter, if you'll remember), our heroine decides that this is the perfect opportunity to prove she has the stuff to be an ace investigative reporter! So she runs around poking her nose into places where it explicitly isn't wanted, pissing people off and not even finding out every much. Her mostly-ex boyfriend comes down, and come to find out he's working with the feds and the local cops and everything she has managed to find out, they already know. And just to top things off, even when she refuses to give up her investigation, she knows she doesn't need to investigate her new friends that she made here at the spa, because she likes them, so they couldn't possibly have done it. No, I am not joking. No, sadly, I'm not exaggerating either.
There is a difference between a detective heroine being a lovable ditz and being a flat-out moron. This one falls so far to the wrong side of that divide that it can't even see the line any more. The sole resemblance to a saving grace that it has is that it doesn't inflict pointless recipes on us.
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'Heading for the back 9' sounds a lot better when that's not the number of hours until I can sleep. Must make tea, methinks.
Cover copy: Nora Franke is a New York food writer stuck in a rut. Hoping to get rid of a broken heart (and the extra pounds that came with it), she accepts a job as a menu consultant at an elite fitness ranch in Baja. With any luck she'll shed the weight, make some friends, and maybe even find a way to get over her ex-lover.
But Nora soon finds there's more than just yoga classes, morning hikes and liquid fasts among the flowers and herbs - someone's put murder on the menu, and unless she can solve the mystery of who's behind the death of two of the guests, Nora may just be the next victim.
Gender of detective: female
Oh dear God. You know how I said I rarely actually get angry at a book? This is the other exception on my list.
For the first third, it could be pretty much women's fiction, with the exception of a casual mention of a missing man, eventually found and presumed dead in a hiking accident. There's a mild air of Wacky Hijinx, but not unendurable. And then someone dies actually in front of our heroine, and everything goes off the rails.
Seriously. Rather than use her existing skill-set to solve the mystery (food reporter, if you'll remember), our heroine decides that this is the perfect opportunity to prove she has the stuff to be an ace investigative reporter! So she runs around poking her nose into places where it explicitly isn't wanted, pissing people off and not even finding out every much. Her mostly-ex boyfriend comes down, and come to find out he's working with the feds and the local cops and everything she has managed to find out, they already know. And just to top things off, even when she refuses to give up her investigation, she knows she doesn't need to investigate her new friends that she made here at the spa, because she likes them, so they couldn't possibly have done it. No, I am not joking. No, sadly, I'm not exaggerating either.
There is a difference between a detective heroine being a lovable ditz and being a flat-out moron. This one falls so far to the wrong side of that divide that it can't even see the line any more. The sole resemblance to a saving grace that it has is that it doesn't inflict pointless recipes on us.
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'Heading for the back 9' sounds a lot better when that's not the number of hours until I can sleep. Must make tea, methinks.