Chez Butterfly: Not Just About The NaNo

[jennaria]

Me: Where do you want to put it?
Ian: Well, eventually my office, but I don't think it would fit as it's set up right now.
Me: Hmm. How about the front hallway? Nobody uses it.
Ian: And does it balance...yes, ha. We should probably reattach the wings to the legs so we don't lose them.
Me: Mmm, yes.
[A few seconds of silent industry]
Ian: You realize this sounds like we're Frankensteining a chicken instead of moving a table.
Me: Eh, what's a Frankenstein chicken between friends?

[And now back to NaNo, where tonight I actually am writing smut. Where's that Sangria...]