I'll take 'summaries that aren't helpful' for 500, Alex.

COMPLETE!! 09/27 There's just SO many yaoi pics of these two on the net we were surprised there weren't more stories, so we wrote one. BTW, the title has nothing to do with the story. See inside for an explaination!

Hmmm. To up your hit count in order to find out whether I even want to read this story, or to skip it entirely? Decisions, decisions.

(I did at least know what fandom it was. However, since this is not one of the fandoms where I will read anything, that didn't really help. ...icon is not in fact relevant.)