Okay, it's epic to me.

I has a new mattress!

...I've had my old mattress since, uh, college. Actually before college. This was my childhood mattress.

The new mattress is a little firmer than I'd originally planned on getting, but the place I got it from is good about Satisfaction Guaranteed, so I figure I'll give it a try and see how it goes. And in the meantime: new mattress! With no springs poking me! ...look, I have to get my excitement where I can!