Smart Bitches, Trashy BooksSmart Bitches, Trashy Books ([syndicated profile] smartbitches_feed) wrote2025-06-09 07:00 am

Cover Snark: An Us Anus

Posted by Amanda

Welcome back to Cover Snark!

The Firebrand by T.M. Smith. A very tan and veiny torso with tattoos on the shoulders and biceps. His hands disappear toward his crotch where a lot of red smoke is obscuring the bottom of the cover.

From Pam G: Just the ticket for a cold winter night.

Sarah: HE NEEDS TO SEE A DOCTOR IMMEDIATELY.

That much red should not be coming out of any region of the body, let alone THAT ONE.

Lara: He’s really squeezing the wiener…

The Dragon Prince's Magic by Elva Birch. A shirtless man with floppy blond hair. Green whisps of smoke swirl around him.

From MegCat: That glowing green smoke suggests that something smells really bad, which explains his irritated expression. That torso also looks a bit off at first glance (but it’s better zoomed up close).

Sarah: First, I misread the author name as Ima Bitch, which, fine, own your strengths. But, uh, did the dragon prince fart? IS HIS MAGIC THE FART?

Also, why is the drawstring on his sweatpants so distracting?

Lara: Dragon farts!

The Lonely Mortician by D.M. Tregaskis. A white table linen with hobby berries, sticks of cinnamon, and a corked apothecary bottle. The label says formaldehyde, but the liquid is red and dripping down the rim and onto the cloth. The blood drops are clearly photoshopped as they're a different color than the bottle.

Elyse: There’s someone for everybody I guess?

Sarah: I haven’t celebrated Christmas in a long ass time, but is blood a new decorating motif? I mean, Nothing says spooky and sweet like ample blood spatter patterns.

Lara: Is cinnamon a Christmas thing? An embalming thing? Both???

Always Be An Us by Summer Hunter. A man dressed in black and wearing sunglasses is sitting in a large armchair in a room. The room has two large windows with gauzy curtains being blown inward. Everyone is filtered in shades of purple. The title is situated over parts of the lit windows, which makes the kerning between "an" and "us" look very small.

From J: This cover was redesigned. Can you believe it?!

Maya: That cannot be real. How? Also, who’s?

Sarah: If you can be anything in the world…

Lara: There is only one way to read that title. Just the one.

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firebatvillain ([personal profile] firebatvillain) wrote in [community profile] bitesizedfandomsex2025-06-08 10:41 pm

Collection Open!

The 2025 Bite-Sized Fandoms Exchange collection is now open! We hope you enjoy your gift.

Leaving a comment for your creator is highly encouraged. Creator reveals will occur one week from today, on June 15 at 11:59 pm US Eastern Time
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taichara ([personal profile] taichara) wrote2025-06-09 01:50 am

which crystal?

What it says on the tin -- how should I focus my Final Fantasy attention, assuming I should focus at all?

(not listed here is Blank Project, which I really should just fire up in earnest; Mobius FF my beloved)

Poll #33232 many Finalities
Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 0


what am I playing?

View Answers

Final Fantasy C2
0 (0.0%)

Final Fantasy Tactics A2
0 (0.0%)

Dissidia 012 Final Fantasy
0 (0.0%)

Theatrhythm Final Fantasy
0 (0.0%)

a Free Enterprise seed
0 (0.0%)

Final Fantasy IV Ultima+
0 (0.0%)

Final Fantasy Restored (or similar debugged patch)
0 (0.0%)

Final Fantasy V (it's 4JF season)
0 (0.0%)

[I have a suggestion to make in the comments]
0 (0.0%)

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firebatvillain ([personal profile] firebatvillain) wrote in [community profile] bitesizedfandomsex2025-06-08 09:12 pm

All assignments in!

All assignments are now in! Work reveals will take place in the next few hours after some final checks.
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paradisedinermod ([personal profile] paradisedinermod) wrote in [community profile] paradisediner2025-06-09 01:49 pm
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New Music Monday - 9 June 2025

The regular weekly post for us to talk about any and all of our thoughts about the week's new releases.

Doyoung - 안녕, 우주 (Memory)
Itzy - Girls Will Be Girls
Izna - BEEP
Kiss of Life - Lips Hips Kiss
QWER - Holding Back Tears
Cooing
Solar - Floating Free
Crazangel - I'm Just Me (debut)
DayChild - Click Clack
Primrose - Cinema
Double One
Ateez - Lemon Drop
ARTMS - Icarus
j-hope - Killin' It Girl (feat. GloRilla)
XLOV - 1 & Only
n.SSign

New MVs are also added to an ongoing youtube playlist.

Last week's MVs: 2 June

Feel free to add new comments in the replies for songs/MVs we missed.

[ Rec Something Wednesday | WIP Wednesday | Monthly General Chat | Comment Fest ]
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Nyarlathotep ([personal profile] asukarkreutz) wrote2025-06-08 10:48 pm

✞ c'mon baby america

Delayed as usual, but I had my US trip back in March!! I originally started writing a post for it back in April, but I just never finished...

Going to the US was maybe a bit of a questionable decision given the current relations between Canada and the US, but I planned and paid for everything long before the recent US election so… it is what it is. It’s really easy to always tell to your online friends or even partners “we should meet!!” but in reality, that’s a lot easier said than done and I’ve never done it before… UNTIL NOW!! I just spent almost a week in Las Vegas hanging out with my partner and IT WAS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

Nothing will compete with the absurd situation of waiting at the airport pickup zone, having someone you’ve never seen in-person before pull up in their car, and then just being like “well chat, this is it” in your head before getting in on sheer hope and prayer that the internet stranger danger rules they taught me as a small child in the early 2000s were a bit of an over exaggeration.

Obviously I survived, so here's some pics and notes from my trip :D

Read more... )

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keita52 ([personal profile] keita52) wrote in [community profile] sufficiently_advanced_ex2025-06-08 10:35 pm
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Creators are revealed!

Thank you for your patience with the delays this year. We hope to see you all again next year!
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annavere ([personal profile] annavere) wrote2025-06-08 09:37 pm
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Recent Reading

I figure whenever I reach five books read, I'll make a post to keep track of them. These will be old books, mostly obscure as hell, so I doubt anyone on my list would ever care but click for spoilers and snark. Read more... )
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m_findlow ([personal profile] m_findlow) wrote in [community profile] fan_flashworks2025-06-09 11:32 am

Torchwood: Fanfic: You get what you give

Title: You get what you give
Fandom: Torchwood
Characters: Owen, Ianto
Author: m_findlow
Rating: PG
Length: 1,363 words
Content notes: None
Author notes: Written for Challenge 481 - Charity
Summary: Ianto has charged himself and Owen with a less than ordinary Torchwood assignment.

Read more... )
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Selah ([personal profile] hitokage) wrote in [community profile] abuelaskpop2025-06-08 09:22 pm

Abuela's Song of the Day (Jun 8): KB (OnlyOneOf) - be free



KB (OnlyOneOf) - be free (be #2)
cw: background flashing lights, drinking/drunkeness, lens flares
CC in ENG

Part two of a sweet romance between a line cook and an office worker, this time featuring actual dating but no on-screen kissing (probably because that would trigger the censorship brigade).

Tomorrow starts the next coupling, but this isn't the last we'll see of KyuJung. 😜
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ysabetwordsmith ([personal profile] ysabetwordsmith) wrote2025-06-08 07:39 pm

Pride Month

31 Ideas To Take Action & Celebrate Pride Month In 2025

June is Pride Month! This month-long celebration is an opportunity to celebrate the very human and very beautiful spectrum of gender and sexuality, all while coming together to fight for widespread equality and justice in the LGBTQ+ community.


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flamingsword ([personal profile] flamingsword) wrote2025-06-08 08:11 pm
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Unfollowing. Feel free to do the same.

I’m going on a journal-cleaning spree. If we have not really interacted in the last six months, I am probably going to unsubscribe from following you. I don’t have enough spoons and free time to follow all the people I still kinda want to. I deeply resent having to prioritize some kinds of human connection below real world practical considerations, but … such is life. 😞

I also will possibly be on here less to keep up with things for the next month or two, so if you have my contact info and want me to see a post of yours, please send me a link? School is going to head back into kick-my-ass mode here in another week or two, and possibly stay there as things move from science-heavy to the business and legal classes I am required to take. 😞😞😞

I have a headache just thinking about it.
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troisoiseaux ([personal profile] troisoiseaux) wrote2025-06-08 08:17 pm
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Recent reading

Read Real Ones by Katherena Vermette, discovered via [personal profile] sabotabby: a novel about about two adult sisters, who are Michif/Métis on their dad's side (this is important), grappling with the public exposure of their estranged mother's false claims of Indigenous ancestry, which she's used to build a career as an artist. I feel like most of the novels I've read tackling race-faking for profit/clout/??? in academia/the arts are biting satires - R.F. Kuang's Yellowface, Elaine Hsieh Chou's Disorientation - and even Louise Erdrich's The Sentence uses supernatural elements to express the violence of white people appropriating Indigenous identity; this one feels... subtler, maybe? It's very much grounded in the family drama of two sisters being betrayed and disappointed yet again by a self-absorbed mother who's betrayed and disappointed them over and over for as long as they can remember, this time playing out with a Greek chorus of op-eds and Twitter takes on a scandal now so weirdly familiar that Vermette tends to reference them obliquely rather than in detail. Really good; I especially liked how distinct the two sisters' voices were, as alternating POV characters.

Read With a Bare Bodkin by Cyril Hare, which fell short of Hare's Tragedy at Law, imo, but honestly, what wouldn't? This one had some fun concepts— set against the backdrop of a minor government agency housed in some sprawling pile for the duration of WWII, the plot kicks off with a conversation about how one of the civil servants is a mystery novelist on the side and everyone going "oooh wouldn't this office be a great setting for a murder mystery?", so it's got quite a crossover of tropes— and also the distinction of being one of the few mysteries where the author pulls a "clearly signaling something as A Clue by having the main character realize that some detail is Significant" and I actually immediately twigged to the discrepancy being hinted at and remembered where to cross-reference the detail earlier in the book, although, to be fair, this was not exactly subtly dropped, either in context or by the author to the reader.
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mecurtin ([personal profile] mecurtin) wrote in [community profile] fandom_checkin2025-06-08 08:15 pm
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Daily check-in

This is your check-in post for today. The poll will be open from midnight Universal or Zulu Time (8pm Eastern Time) on Sunday, June 8, to midnight on Monday, June 9 (8pm Eastern Time).

Poll #33230 Daily check-in poll
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: Access List, participants: 24

How are you doing?

I am OK
17 (73.9%)

I am not OK, but don't need help right now
6 (26.1%)

I could use some help
0 (0.0%)

How many other humans live with you?

I am living single
8 (33.3%)

One other person
12 (50.0%)

More than one other person
4 (16.7%)



Please, talk about how things are going for you in the comments, ask for advice or help if you need it, or just discuss whatever you feel like.
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Jenn ([personal profile] hafnia) wrote2025-06-08 05:12 pm

therealljidol, part...whatever: statement of intent

I mean, yeah, okay, fuck it, I'm in.

let's see if I can make it more than a couple of weeks before being eaten by startup life, yeah?
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My Fannish Corner ([personal profile] mxcatmoon) wrote2025-06-08 06:49 pm
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Update on RL, mostly downer so feel free to skip

Just a few updates, feel free to skip as usual (maybe just writing it down will help some).

Updates... )Updates... )

Updates with political and mental health stuff... )

I do have a couple of ideas for drabbles... maybe I'll manage to write one or two after all...

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Commissioner Clawseau 🔎 ([personal profile] casemod) wrote in [community profile] caseficexchange2025-06-09 09:23 am

Treats for pinch hitters.

We couldn't run the exchange without our pinch hitters!

If you're a pinch hitter who isn't signed up as a participant in 2025's round who would like to put yourself forward for a gift, please drop yourself on this post with your request(s)!

We have a couple of guidelines:

  • Please use the tagset to select fandoms and pairings ("/", "&", and "Solo") that were accepted for this round.

  • Treats for pinch hitters do not need to meet our minimum requirement for a completed gift. That means it can be a scene/snippet from solving a case rather than a case being solved from beginning to end. (One panel for art will be accepted. Podfic that records a drabble will be accepted. Fic that's a total of 500, 1,000, etc. words will be accepted.)

  • Prompts or links to letters (past or one specifically for this exchange) are optional and are very welcome.

  • Please list any DNWs in your comment.

  • Please do not reveal who you are pinch hitting for in your comment.

  • You can find our full guidelines in our rules post.

  • If you have a question regarding a pinch hitter's request, please email gumshoeagency@gmail.com with your questions.


I've provided a suggested format to post below, although you're welcome to post however you like as long as the information you provide is useful for a potential treater.

AO3 username: Please ensure you let us know your AO3 so you can receive a gift!
Fandom:
Mediums: (Comic, fic, podfic, a combo, or all)
Characters/Relationships: What are you requesting from the requested fandom?
Likes: These are optional. You can put prompts here so potential treaters know what kind of casefic you'd like to receive.
Do Not Wants:
Letter Link: If you have one.


You're welcome to repeat this as many times as you like. Anon comments are allowed on this post.

Please note we do not guarantee gifts for pinch hitters, but please still consider dropping yourself onto this post. If you're interested in pinch hitting, please check out our available pinch hits.

Thank you again for participating, and I hope you have a good time being a part of our first round!